The Swiss Cheese Delivery Guy is Late... Again

The worst part is that when a bike-riding delivery guy has an accident, they'll actually scoop the food from the road and still bring it to your house.

It happened to me once. We ordered a pizza and it was taking hours to arrive. We called the pizzeria and they said the delivery guy had an accident. They indeed brought the pizza a few minutes later, but it was all cold, smushed on one side, and I think even dirty. I don't remember exactly what happened, but I think we complained and they had to bring a fresh made one and hopefully we didn't have to pay for it.

It wasn't that dangerous. Get up.

Fuck, no pizza today again

Is Queso de Capas safe to eat if left out?

Queso de Capas should not be left at room temperature for more than two hours to avoid bacterial growth. Discard the cheese if it has been exposed to warm conditions for an extended period. Refer to the video for mishandling.

Ok drama queen, you're fine. Get the fuck up

I hope the blind dumb prick is dead. Stupid as stupid can be.

Funny sounding Italians for having Swiss cheese delivered from the Columbian Germans.

Yo momma is frist