It's a very precarious bridge.
Tragic Slip on Dock Ramp: Man Hits Head and Vanishes into Tarauacá River
stupid drunk bastard dieded instantly with that deadly pathogen filled water
'His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's a stain on his pants already, yo mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready
To kick the bucket, like Thomas Becket
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He steps wrong, ouch, finding himself on Hell's casting couch
He's chokin', how? Everybody's jokin' now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow
Snap back to reality, ope, there goes gravity..'
I just think that rope tying those freezers for the chilled drinks is too thin; even a child could break it.
These Dumb mother fuckers are so stupid they cant even get to the top of the water 1 time, nope! They sink like fucking anker
If he'd dumped the water out the buckets then flipped it upside down instead of panicking, he coulda used it as a floatation device
The clumsy bitch didn't even slip, the idiot literally walked off the shit ramp. Maybe the cucumber up his ass threw him off balance