Moped Rider Gets Ripped In Halves

it's ok kid. legs are overrated. as long as you can still masturbate.

No more moped riding for HIM...

He probably wants a bottle of Everclear.

did it hurt?

I wonder if this freak will survive

He'll do it again on his wheelchair.

Not the time you wanna be conscious...

Probably wishes that it was his head that went under the wheels. Death would surely have been preferable over looking down at the sheer horror of what has just happened to the lower half of his body..!!

Is the motorcycle okay?

Should I throw the remaining legs into the trash can or take them home?

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Only thing that Ming will be racing is a wheelchair and fkn shopping cart.
Good shit..

At least he only has to pay half price for clothes now, just shirts!

He can go to the garbage dump