Jay walking is always dangerous, even Jay sitting like that poor bastard got knocked off the log
Speeding Car Horror: One Dead as Out-of-Control Vehicle Strikes Pedestrians
Nothing good will come of walking down the middle of that stupid street
That was an excellent center hit. It looks like they got to drive around with that bloody corpse all the way through town.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe - is the old man dead, or the hoe?
( ˙pǝʌᴉʌɹns ɥɔʇᴉq ǝɥʇ 'pɐǝp sᴉ ʎnƃ ǝɥ┴ )