Robber Loses Arm After Store Worker Slashes Him With Machete to Foil Heist

Payday reference

Has anyone found his arm?

my good friend the machete

Only one robber had a gun, but both got disarmed

That would make an excellent commercial for that brand of machete.

Sharp swords do it well

Justice

Shot the dog!

Was that worth it scum human?

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He deserves a raise

Bravo!

That's one brave employee of the month right there. Looks like the machete went right below the elbow, if it cut through the bone, that dude better learn how to wipe his buttocks with the left hand.

He didn't shoot because he knew that no matter who he hits, the rest of guys are willing to cut him in to pieces.

I couldn't watch the video, the head tumor on that bitch was making it genuinely painful. *"Hairbun" I call them head tumors. Anyone who loves that hairstyle and enables it should be shot in the fucking face.

brazilian kebab

Deserved or not?

Fuck yeah…..sad thing is if this happened in the states we would fucking fire the employee instead of thanking him. Fucking ass backwards

Homo

"Ban machetes now!!"---- libtards

Starts at the 1:00 mark and the tard gets machete'd around 1:23. Cutting edge work!

Cops are now looking for a one armed bandit . Could make a TV series about that

Skip to 6:45 for the best part of the video, DUDE!

did he died?

At least he has a pocket full of cash to pay the hospital bill

Iphagpride is having flashbacks of the day he lost his pipi

Now he will never forget that day till he die lol

These guys are the type of immigrants America needs ????

The guys from the shop are still humane, in Nigeria they would have burned him alive

Bottom line here is never bring a gun to a machete fight

Love how they all just kept showing up with machetes

That bro played a lot assassins creed

Those guys got balls

Hahahahah

Those Brazilian dude’s had some serious machete weapons, guys lucky they didn’t goose him

iiii love this video best karma for today

That must have been a machete shop/warehouse

Now eat like a dog on the plate

Oh I’d be taking him in the back cellar for a little pulp fiction type action (not butt fucking of course cuz ew) perhaps he would lose a couple digits to teach the pig not to steal

Because he is too Greedy he picked let's say 200$ he still wants to pick the remaining 20$ deep inside the locker and risking all the operation for the remaining 20$, he is back with a slashed arm and 190$ because he even dropped down 10$ on the ground. Crazy crazy crazy braziw, i want to go there just to feel the highest adrenaline ever i would jerk off every hour to feel relaxed there, the country is not on war but feels like a real war
Crazy 5 with machete at work , no it means not safe at all , even a rocket can miss the target but these sons of prostitutes go straight to you. but one on one they are weak only good at easy lazy fight with gun and machete

Where is the rest of the shooting?

Bet you that second robber was shitting his pants.

He couldn't grab the revolver with his right hand

Store Justice

Got him right on the funny bone! That would have tickled

I loved when the police man casualy kicked him to the back XD

tan tan tan Surprise, you sons of bitches.

At least he will have a pocket full of money to pay toward the medical bill when he gets to the hospital.

I was hoping they would chop him up

12ga would have done a better job

fucking retards picked the wrong place.

Lol

Fuckin' Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction over here

The guy who was injured by the machete, will he have the courage to go to a hospital or not after the police see the video of him robbing? In other words, if he goes to the hospital, he'll be practically handing himself over on a silver platter.

Oops, he tripped and slammed his head into a table.

I wish I could have my machete atvwotk

did thay disarmed him?

Nice kick by the cop, sadly, that piece of trash survived to steal again

That was a "me when I fucking GET you" slash.

10/10

cut the cunt up,I wouldve of

It was an armed robbery so

@4:00 the woman feels the need to watch videos on her phone

Good job

I didn’t do it, it was the one-armed man!

Dumbass

BOLO one-armed man in the vicinity of Vasco de Gama boulevard!!

The same damn scoundrels that fucking Biden let into America! Good wacking sir!

Let’s hope the boss of these brave workers gives them a nice reward. That said, the second thug deserved to lose an arm, too.

You can see the hierarchy of these bastards when you notice that only some wear shoes and others wear flip-flops

Dude hacked his shyt good

Wrong guy

A word of advice, next time don't rob a store with 1000 machetes in it dummies! Can someone give the one handed one a hand

Five Finger Discount - Deluxe!

Fucking Muppets go to a heist with no weapon deserves everything you get.