Thief gets stoned

These thieves never consider carrying a bible for an emergencial conversion, these people are often very religious.

Deserved

He was just trying to read a book and got stoned.

The little kid was a bloodthirsty little bastard

Good way to practice your curve ball

I think he was saying something about Manchester United being a bunch of scruffy wankers or something...

Should have stolen some body armor

He got rocked

Today he is still laying at this place

lol at the business owner for casually closing his doors

If half this continent went away, I’d be twice as happy.

He became rich.

primitive savages