Man Walks Into The Hospital With A Sickle Lodged In His Head

Best Halloween outfit ever.

Looks like He won something

God the human brain is an amazing machine, what the hell.

Looks like sicke-cell carcinoma

For a moment, I thought he was going to take a selfie before they removed the machete from his skull.

That sickle weighs 1.5 kilos, and lifting your skull with it tears the brain tissue internally, severing the cerebrospinal nerve. You'll probably live as a vegetable after they remove it, but when it comes to an Indian parasite, it's like seeing a cockroach without a head.

Hahaha… Jesus… soon as they pull that thing out he’s either going to die or… I’m not going to say it—fine, he’ll be even more clueless than he is now

Wow I bet he's the hi light of the day

This was the assailant of the store video

The security guard says he's got to leave as you're not allowed to bring edged weapons into the hospital.

that's s not how you pull a sickie

….he says doctor, it hurts when I do this.
Doctor says okay, don’t do that.
Take aspirin and don’t call me in the morning.

He may have some of his Brain damaged now, but it doesn’t matter anyway, he didn’t have much to start with

He’s going to feel that one in the morning

His luck was ... no brain in his head

Hey, it's a fashion statement. He just stepped off the catwalk.

I am writing from a hotel during my vacation and relaxing in the hotel bed. I deserve this because I fired Trump from his job. Trump fucking fired!

They love their sickles

just casually checking out TikTok

did the sickle maded pop?

He could have walked to the pawn shop and make a 5er