Chivalry Isn’t Dead — It Just Pulls the Chain and Yeets Itself Off a Moving Train


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Absolute legend. Woman walks up for a friendly chat — guy's first instinct? Emergency brake. Not for safety. For escape. Then, before she can even process the heroic betrayal, he levitates off the train like a ninja who forgot to pay child support. She's left standing there, chain in hand, questioning her entire social strategy. Hero or coward? The jury's still out — but the train's already late.
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:) 8-) ;( :D :( :O :P ;) :heart: :ermm: :angel: :angry: :alien: :blink: :blush: :cheerful: :devil: :dizzy: :getlost: :happy: :kissing: :ninja: :pinch: :pouty: :sick: :sideways: :silly: :sleeping: :unsure: :woot: :wassat:
0 +1 juanete 666 2 weeks ago

:D:D:D:D

4 +1 Tedthedude 4 weeks ago

Well, he did close the door behind him.

6 +1 Witehope2 4 weeks ago

Yea just make sure you close the fuckin door on the way out asshole

3 +1 Grandpaw 4 weeks ago

The train death quota had not been met this week in India

1 +1 Unfortunate Hassan 4 weeks ago

Ultimate idiot.

10 +1 Ladyivm 4 weeks ago

In his imagination it turned out better

2 +1 BrokZagger 4 weeks ago

He reincarnated into a snuffleupagus.

2 +1 AJsFrogTurnedGay 4 weeks ago

I don't know if Pajeets have to pay to get off the train or what. They can't be trusted with emergency brake access. Thank Shiva that her oily skin made him lose his grip.

3 +1 THETOTALGUY 4 weeks ago

I'm sure anything is worth more than the ticket price for that train