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Chivalry Isn’t Dead — It Just Pulls the Chain and Yeets Itself Off a Moving Train
Duration: 0:25
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12K
Submitted: 4 weeks ago
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Absolute legend. Woman walks up for a friendly chat — guy's first instinct? Emergency brake. Not for safety. For escape. Then, before she can even process the heroic betrayal, he levitates off the train like a ninja who forgot to pay child support. She's left standing there, chain in hand, questioning her entire social strategy. Hero or coward? The jury's still out — but the train's already late.
AJsFrogTurnedGay
4 weeks ago
I don't know if Pajeets have to pay to get off the train or what. They can't be trusted with emergency brake access. Thank Shiva that her oily skin made him lose his grip.
