Armed Attack On Funeral Procession in Mexico Leaves Two Dead

DYING AS RAT

They were going to a funeral anyway. What's just one more to throw in the hole?

Very economic! Now everyone can have the funeral all at once, no one has to change and can use the same flowers and stale food. It's recession proof at its finest

The cartels are on high alert and have to react fast to any street action. A large group of vehicles go by without those purple flags, and an honest mistake is bound to happen.

Keep digging more holes in perpetuity.