For forks sake.
Classic, forklift accident
Old pimp was walking around in his new shirt, thinking he was the shit. GUESS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER!
This guy with glasses and his cell phone completely lost his sense of space. Now imagine someone driving a car on a highway at high speed, also wearing glasses like that guy.
This forklift turned my femur bone into jelly; imagine the weight on the back of that forklift.