Man Lost Palm During Machete Fight

my good friend the machete

I like sports commentators, who: 1. tone it down 2. let the players play 3. do not go into fanboi mode, rooting for his(/her) favs 4. do not add random ass "facts", or statistics nobody cares about. Go with the flow, butnot too much, enjoy the game, and let others enjoy it too - not like this bitch, with her raspy voice..

sea salt i need u sea salt

Caesar, chico, throu him the hand!

Shut up, bitch

High five! Oh, not you!

Homeboy now lives in Palm Beach
*drum*
*fuck you too*

Who can shut this bitch up with a dick?

He's gonna have to learn to jerk off with his right hand now