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Two Parachutist Jump And Only One Of Them Survives
When you accidentally strap on your laptop backpack instead of your chute......
This is a special public service announcement from me:
Last night an angel came to me and said that I should change my ways or suffer for eternity. So I'm turning over a new leaf. No more poking fun at queers for me. They're now my close friends and don't any of you assholes give me any shit about it or I'll fuck you up.
It reminded me of Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner when the latter falls slowly, becoming a dot in the distance on the ground
* TWO PARACHUTISTS JUMP WITH ONE PARACHUTE AND ONLY ONE OF THEM SURVIVES
Conservative politicians consume a lot of cocaine frodo, I am only consuming legal drugs, because I pay my taxes on my drugs like a good citizen. Trump fucking fired!
8,6 seconds ~ 374 meters distance ~ 303 km/h impact speed on the ground, he better stayed in bed this morning.
