The speed that thrills is the speed that kills.
Horrific Death: Elderly Man Crushed to Pulp by Asphalt Roller
These brings me back to the Austin powers movie where the guy is screaming stop as Austin is driving towards him, just to be run over anyway
Now, as in the cartoons get the steamroller off him and blow through his thumb.
All better.
Eldery man: I’m not dead, just leave me alone under the machine, it’s that good…
Ok, just shut up, i just want to taje a photo u fuckin retard
Ouch, that would have been absolutely awful for the 5-10 seconds it lasted. The 20+ years of visiting ogrish, documenting reality, and this fine site have educated me on all the horrible ways death can be upon you. All those final destination movies dont seem so unrealistic after all the shit I’ve seen and learned here! Like I’ll never ride a moped or operate machinery in any Asian country. Won’t ever sit in a plastic chair restaurant in Ecuador, ride a top of a train in India, or visit Brazil ????????
I now have a fantasy of riding for hours with this machine and crushing thousands of heads that stick out of the ground.
How the fuck do you get run over by the slowest machine on earth? If he was already dead he'd still have had time to get out of the way!
Coulda been worse. At least his head is still in tact. Looks like it's gonna be an open casket
He's just like a sculpture. I really want to paint him, but unfortunately I can't draw
The road crew voted 4-3 to reverse the asphalt roller on Adair, preserving the legs. This decision was met with horror by Adair’s family regarding funeral plans.
