my good friend the machete
Mother Chased Naked Through Street Before Being Hacked to Death with Machete
https://g1.globo.com/es/espirito-santo/noticia/2026/05/16/mae-e-filha-sao-mortas-a-golpes-de-facao-na-serra-suspeito-fugiu.ghtml
Whoever was involved there must've been using vodka for a martini instead of gin.
You see this is a perfect example of when to use GLP-1, peptides, if she was thinner, she could have outrun the fagg that killed her, by the way the real tragedy here is that fine looking daughter is going to waste!!!
If she had moved that fast at dinner time she wouldn't have been in that predicament.
Hippo chased through street etc etc etc. She was a big lass, that's for sur. RIP.
Respect to him for managing to get the machete through all the layers of fat on that monstrosity... He must have had a fair bit of experience, as he made it look easy.
All the dumb bitch had to do was back into him with that huge ass and just sit on him. He woulda been knocked the fuck out instantly