In India, a guy bit a battery for some reason, and it exploded

Dear Indian dude; I’m trying to defend your country and its people from gore siters, can you not do dumb shit like this? Please and thanks.

He won't be kissing his boyfriend tonight.

The only sad thing was it wasn't all of the jeets in the shit hole doing that at the same time.

Lithium and water, even if it’s just saliva doesn’t play nice.

Dumbfuck

I hope he blew his mouth out

What's hilarious is he can change his battery.
In the land of dumbfucks you have to buy a whole new phone.
That's cause of climate change and all those pos liars who pretend to gaf about it.

This is what happens when you have stank ass breath. Brush your teeth kids

Swallow it next time

Han hade tur, denna gång. Final destination

aughhh suggarr..slaiughtetrrr..,..29333...

Well, that was fucking stupid, wasn’t it?

because it smelled like gourmet holy cow dung and he got aroused.