Never A Boring Day In China

It was only a few years ago Bejing was full of bicycles - motor vehicles aren't in their genes yet - they're like cavemen really, crap drivers but, for some reason, good with computers - that said, the cavewomen have lovely pussies

Truck farted

Truck driver had too much fermented chop suey, he dieded on the spot

I've heard of crop dusting farts but that's got to be some kind of record.

China daily

Slipped on diarrhea @00:28

Hahaha! One real unlucky dummy

The commander issued a high-level order, leading to this terrible scene.

He walked home and went to bed.

You could see the folk medicine nurse guide Chong as he walked tentatively to the intersection and then - Wham! He returned at a normal pace. It’s that experimental new treatment for Chinese eye slits.

I was waiting for that guy to get run over.

The truck farts