Lovely Funeral Sermon

poor guy

Beautiful daddy-daughter moment.

Imagine Hitting No Pussy While Alive And People Give You This Type OF Goodbye After Dying.

100% a cartel/gang member funeral

these peeple are possessed BY THE DEVIL!!!

That’s like me trying to wake up my old fart for sex!

she could get it

The deceased was a pimp.
I wonder if it would cost more depending on the cadaver condition.

shithole people.

The fun of the land of dog shit

Anyone have a contact number for the funeral company? Do they have a piss or shit on the corpse option?

Did he got a Bonner or he handled it like a real dead man

Why is it that despite the progress in the Western world, they still have crimes and mental backwardness? I believe it would have been better for the French to leave the Muslims in the Battle of the Martyrs so that Europe would become Muslim and every man could be proud that his daughter remained a virgin until she married. Wake up, my sisters, for the sake of God—Islam is a religion of mercy and love, but God provides lessons through humans. Humans naturally have different levels; no one chooses their religion. Therefore, I will not dwell or prolong the discussion, but the more important point: my Turkish friend was an atheist and became a Muslim because of the cruelty she saw in humans.

Some people make the craziest funeral requests in their fucking Will.

someone just fuck her right in the pussy

Legend has it that after that dance they couldn't close the casket again because there was something long and hard sticking out from it that prevented it.

Several smells mingled in the coffin... rotten blood, an unrefrigerated corpse, and a vagina infected with syphilis... What would the deceased's mother think?

More tea vicar . . ?

This is how I wanna go out ????????, thank you sir for being a pioneer ????

Lovely, that thing smelled of 7 layers and that other cannon blasted that chihuahua diarrhea earlier.. hope that didn't cost much.

come and fuck me in my coffin....

i'd hit it

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!! ??????
?????? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! "THAT'S" A NEW ONE!!! I WOULD DEFINATELY PUT IN WRITTEN IN MY LAST WILL TO HIRE A BUNCH OF VERY SEXY STUNNING VIP FEMALE ESCORTS TO FUCKING LAP-DANCE OVER MY OPEN COFFIN!!!!!! AND " IF" POSSIBLE TO "SUCK MY HUGE MONSTER COCK" TILL EJACULATION!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!! DONE DEAL!!!!!!!! 100 STARS!!!!!???????????????
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If it is a woman who dies, what will they do? Will they also hire male dancers to perform? I am Chinese and not very familiar with their culture. I would appreciate your guidance.

I would rise from the dead from the stench of this cheap whore if this was me in the coffin

What an ugly cunt!

Somehow the stiffy got even stiffier!

If that happens to me when I'm dead, I will still get hard and fuck her.

I will have sexy time with her, she’s naked!!!

This is the dream of some brasilian men funeral, but this one Ist' there.

Well, now that just changed my own funeral plans. I wonder what that costs.

Tio must have been a baller, at least he cant get any disease anymore.

You couldn't get a better looking bitch for the job?

Well shit, only in Brazil. Some fat ass naked bitch twerkin her sweaty pussy and big ol' jiggly ass right on top of a damn coffin during a funeral. No respect for the dead at all, just clappin them cheeks like a dirty whore in heat. Bet every red-blooded boy standin there got rock hard watchin her, and soon as they closed that lid they passed that nasty slut around like a cheap bottle of whiskey.

Throw the bitch in the coffin too

I'd have liked to seen her take a nice long shit on the lid.

Awe! It's like one more sexually transmitted disease for the road. Right before burial

a very cheap whore, lol

Great, now he's gotta smell rotten tuna juice for eternity.

Dignified

Dude probably died from the stench of that skank and the trash people around him. Thanks for sending him off like a proper subhuman race.

Poor Rodrigo, made thru his whole life, only to get herpes after he died

An average funeral in San Jose, California.

bish giving him aids leave him alone

He paid for the premium deluxe massage but died halfway through. So this…..

HEY!! HEY!! HEY.
Can I get a WHOHAA.
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She'll be tied up lt8r..