Slim Man With Machete Foils An Armed Robbery In Mexico

I love when criminals die in the midst of pain and suffering.

Did he throw away the gunman's gun?

Nuke it, smells of shit I’m sure

Hero for the day

hell yeah, went and got a machete off the shelf, thats fantastic. slim though? ima say dad bod, either way thats some sexy shit there. 10/10. hackin and whackin!

The guy in red, I didn't actually help, At least catch the bastard

Bro went full Pulp Fiction's Butch vs Zed on this one, though the uploader definitively has a different opinion of what "slim" means than mine. Judging by his bloated belly, I'd say he just had a big plate of at least 20 tacos.

Guy in the red shirt was infuriating to watch! The woman asked him to call the police and instead he just stood there frozen and pooping his pants. She instantly realized he was completely useless and quickly proceeded to do it herself.

If you're 1.40 meters tall, and a 1.90-meter-tall armed criminal sees your face, you'll most likely end up like the guy in red. The old man measured him from afar, but the idiot used a blunt piece of tin. The first blow was meant to decapitate him, and the second to finish him off. The guy in red was thinking about the consequences. The old man was an idiot for not completing the massacre. He took advantage of the old man's compassion and ran away. Idiots.

That's gonna leave a scar.

And the other idiot in the red shirt acted like it was an everyday occurrence

That machete is dull.

Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction mothafucka

and there i was thinking red tshirt guy was playing it cool and was gonna pull a machete, how fucking wrong i was, total pussy

That man is a hero

What's that bitch in red staring at?
he's not doing anything, what a total Gay 4Life
He will be a Gay all his fucking (4)Life

Slim Jim, Slim Shady, Slim go and get your pussy now, she looks quite good

Sneaky hero! Awesome

Finish the work

there's someone skinny in mexico?

That weak and scared piece of shit in the red needs that machete shoved right up his ass. Useless, hopeless waste of space.

Zorro with a machete

Slashed his taco

If the woman is afraid of cartel retaliation I will sponsor her refugee request. I need a baby sitter and cook, cleaner and you know what else

This is my favorite Three Stooges episode.

That guy knows how to use a machete; he should have killed that cowardly bastard in red

Chop his hands off and problem solved!