Haha an then sudenly choochoo

in my basement

Died of getting a log in the neck. She didn't see that coming.

Final Destination yet again

Lmao. Get ready to fly bitch! On a positive note, she is now a cow as opposed to a stinky street shitter so yeah, a happy ending

1 billion to go, shithole

That was great bet they can't do that again LOL

What purpose do those logs provide except ammunition to bonk people dead?

Indians are so creative.

retarded indians who can't stay away from trains

He gets down on his knees and sticks his ass out and gets something big and hard from behind, during work hours. Hope he gets a pay cut.

Holy FINAL DESTINATION!!!

Just give her some dick she’ll be alright

When I first met a girl on a date, I noticed she had low awareness of the dangers in her surroundings. Then I got the idea for an article for my blog on Medium titled 'Women Don’t Belong on the Streets,' but they refused to index the page because they said the post was misogynistic

i rly liked this one. accuracy was perfect

Hindu bitch can actually fly.

quick while its still warm

LOL

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