Vehicle carrying supplies for Pakistani security forces ambushed, driver gunned down

He used to supply young gay men to the security forces

No big deal. Apparently they still have Nukes. I'm sure their voodoo military isn't too worried

Mo discovered that all those car dashboard charms and symbols don’t work as advertised against a brace of automatic rifles.

They all need shooting for speaking that shit language. Problem solved.

What supplies? Kool-Aid and 'Smores?

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