Face slashed by phone thief

There are phone thieves everywhere.

I once sneezed and hit my face on the window, I told everyone I was cut in a fight.

musta been the new Iphone 24 beta

No mirrors. Another benefit in owning an auto rickshaw taxi.

Phones are cheap in USSA Weimerica.

SCOOBY's mother out here stealing to pay his basement rent

She lyin, that was her face lift gone bad

A 2003 nokia flip phone. Cool score bro.