Deadly Truck accident leaves man in pieces

Did he died?

He was made into a pulpie

I am neither a doctor, nor a nurse, nor a pharmacist: I am not trained to make a serious diagnosis of this person's health. I hope, of course, that they will receive the best possible care and recover relatively quickly. Now I will pray that their convalescence goes well. I knew of a high-quality private clinic located in the Swiss Alps where the staff is kind and very competent. If necessary, I could give this person or members of their family the contact information for this clinic.

Ohhhh, stromboli

I wish him a speedy recovery.

Tonights vindaloo meat sorted

Funeral directors eyes light up "Ooooh I haven't done a jigsaw puzzle in years!"

You know there's gonna be a huge BBQ at Lunch

Do they even own a broom?