That will teach him.
Thief gets stuck while trying to break into a store in Maranhão
This guy isn't just an imbecile, he's mentally retarded. Even orangutans or chimpanzees living in captivity would use a stick or a bamboo pole to reach those objects. They should have left him there for a week so he could at least learn not to do stupid things again.
The wrought iron worker took voluntary body measurements off this same idiot before he fabricated the barricade.