IPhone pride will be gutted that wasn't him laying there with a long hard pole impaled between the cheeks of his arse
That must have been annoying-blocking the road off like that...!
They are just used to having no trees to fall on them. Timber, mf!
Poleaxed
Is he resurrected?
@BeautifMoonKing102 no, but he did Discharge from working at The Gene Pool
a hard pole isn't always good to find
What a pathetic way to die
See? Even street poles don't like them.
Shit! Yup, he definitely had some fucked up destiny