Merchant Dies by Suicide Using Industrial Saw Inside His Own Store

Wrong attempt- flexiblade slide on side
Pls come back and try again sir!

Dumb way to go

This dude just gave the Drug Cartels a really gruesome blueprint for their next series of videos...

Fuck industrial saws! I'll never buy one!

A little slice of heaven!

Oopsie daisy

highest setting and let´s go!. Jesus with a Bandsaw? you had so many possibilities around you????????, well^^, one way to see half of your brain.The losing of the Motorfunctions was interesting to watch though.

#1. You cannot survive a catastrophic head injury with open brain damage. That being said, you'd die when it cuts you; you can't walk around with that type of injury, so I'm calling bullshit on the photo. OR. the original photo is valid, but the video is AI.

I'm calling bollocks on that one. Saw blade glance around his skull so all he succeeded in doing was slice the flesh off the side of his head, exposing one side of his cranium. Major de-nuding injury. Probably died of shock. If it had gone through his brain he'd have started fitting like crazy. The colour image of the cadaver with its head dissected down the middle and the entire hemisphere removed is a different dude. Much fatter for starters.

What a fukin Dickhead

Completely illogical, is this a fake video?

This is the top video! He's got half a head! Ale , that 's how ! Is he alive with half a head?

now he's a half-wit

Dumbass

Muddafugga had some balls, I gotta give him that. Personally, I'd go on a shooting spree in a mosque then do sooey-cide by cop when I was finished with the alllthesnackbars.

IDIOT 300%

Now what did we learn. The more you have to think about it, the more you were never willing to put your heart in it.

Damn I wanna put that slice between some bread

R.i.p iphagpride

Something new this year ! 10 out of 10 sienior Puto

Could have done it any other way

Took his time about it, but the pay off was pretty good. The fucking muppet.

You could be in the worst physical pain imaginable but still cope and hope to get better. Depression is no joke.

so uh..... can someone explain to me how he not only survived that but touched his own brains and walked around for a while before dying of shock????

Original method 5 stars!

Fuck me man, don’t watch this on higher volume, that sound is fuckin’ nuts.

I can think of better ways

Am I the only one that thinks there has to be a less painful way holy fucking shit

Love his new buzzcut!

The smell of my farts is quite Exquisite indeed. You'll never understand. Thank you for your attention to this matter. DJT

Damnnnnnnnnnnn talk about being ballsy

He lost his brain so now he's voting democrat.

well, he's dead. so that means he's also voting democrat.

One more slice, thanks.

That cat will be having a good feed

The Sicario's are like "Damn, why didn't we think of that? We've been chopping heads off the hard way for years." They're all ordering table saws to cut down the middle.

That's fucking bananas.

Fucking insane! Got amazed at how he survived enough to touch his brains after ripping off a large chunk of his own head. I bet he got a boner after touching himself lol.

So, he is a fucking stupid?

I'm back

He wanted to see why his brain was so stupid. Didn't this idiot know how to adjust the surveillance camera and waste a very good shot

That man is a freakin artist. Sorry, was.

SCOOBY, the inbred muslim got rejected by his favourite goat that day

He had something on his mind

Well, I can honestly say that’s a new one for me.

In a moment of despair - he lost his head.

He's not what he used to be.

He's half the man he used to be.

Voted worst haircut ever.

He organises events how to really open your mind.

It's a good way to Touch your brain in your hand.

Suiciders are cowards

The most hardcore TikTok challenge I've ever seen...

yawn

Poor kitty

People are weird

That's damn fucking crazy!

And this clickbait?

must be a fetish bc no way a suicidal will choose this method

Next time sideways..

He lacked aim, or perhaps he wanted to learn something about butchery.

“For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. So, God gave them over to a depraved mind, so that they do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They invent ways of doing evil; they have no understanding, no fidelity, no love, no mercy. Although they know God’s righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.”

‭‭Romans‬ ‭1‬:‭21‬, ‭28‬-‭32‬ ‭

Men who feel like that should Jack off more

Is the cat okay?

He must have got a good buzz out of that.

- "If I cut my brain in half, it'll all be over in a fraction of a second..."

His head should be send to medical school for students to study head anatomy

did he died?

:Fuck that. Just od or jump off a building.

he saw that coming

What an absolutely stupid cunt. I'm sure he regretted that stupid fucking decision. Hope the cat's okay.

This is unbelievablely insane footage. Never ever have I ever

I've heard of a SPLITTING HEADACHE, but this is ridiculous.

He looks like some betabuxxed, jestermaxxed oldcel retard. Oh you thought women were attracted to you like they were attracted HIM? That other guy? Nah, you're a fucking oofy doofy.

I like the way he fell asleep/kept passing out drunkly during the making of his life changing desion,really helped sh

It was so fast he was still alive for a split second to see the other half of his brain. 10/10. This is art.

Observe carefully. His right hand was moving properly before part of his brain was sawed off. However, the moment that part of his brain was severed, he lost the function of his right hand, and it seems he has lost some physical function as well. That is a bit surprising.

I’m laughing so loud while watching the end of the video every time

Did he get sliceded?

I can't even imagine the DEFCON-1 level psychological shit show going on in this guy's mind to say to himself "Yeah, this will a quick way to end it all". ...Fucking Hell.

He should have used the bacon slicer instead. Much more fun.

Bet that fucking hurt

That moment when you think "maybe I shouldn't have done that"...

He was a fuckin loser before and he’s a loser after an attempted suicide

Brings a whole new meaning to: "keep your nose to the grinding wheel"

I've always considered doing something similar, but those moments still alive make me rethink.

Also fortunately he wasn't working with the slicer, the video would be really long.

wtf!! He's a fucking lunatic.
He even survived for a while with a quarter of his head missing.

He didnt seem to cut up about it .blade was loose tighten it up and have another go

Fuck sake, how bad can things have been..?

Well...That's new.

Very creative 10/10

Makita?

He's lost his mind.... literally

action video

I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my
Individdle
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I, could tell you why
The oceans near the shore
I could think of things I'd never
Thunk before,
And then I'd sit down and think some more.
I would not be just a muffin',
My head all full of stuffin',
My heart all full of pain;
And perhaps I'd deserve you and be
Even worthy even you
If I only had a brain.

Translated article says: It was learned unofficially that the victim committed suicide, however, the progress of the investigations is expected, especially forensic ones to determine the circumstances of this death.

I think he died after sawing his head in half.

Remember kids, machines are dangerous. Don't do tthhhiiss....

Now he can teach a biology class.
(I got to admit that I was hoping the cat would claw his ass and speed him up)

It's probably a symbolic suicide, since he apparently worked his whole life cutting beef with that saw. Most likely it was due to debt or foreclosure, or stage 4 cancer, but he must have thought about all the mess he leaves behind cleaning up after everyone else. The easy thing would have been to hang himself with his note, nothing more... too pathetic right to the end. That cat had a brain feast before they found him.

We must encourage all depressed, disturbed people who are flirting with schizophrenia to commit suicide in bizarre and cruel ways.

Fuck buying meat from there

Damn.... that doesn't look very safe

For a while I thought he was gonna die of boredom

Instead of trying to be different and a drama queen, he could have ended it a lot quicker without much pain by jumping off a tall building or walking in front of a fast moving vehicle. He was a failure in life and in death, failed to entertain us.

Hahaha epic fail

He kept us waiting long enough, and even then managed to fuck it up...!

had one job no burno

Too fucking stupid Vennie to construct a proper fixture and take it right down the middle for a spectacular South American classic we could archive for years of enjoyment.

Points for originality

damn!

bigdicktrannys rat dad couldn't cope with the shame of spawning a cock sucking pajeet enjoyer one less rat in the world

Holy shit that’s gonna leave a mark.

People are trying more suicide methods

What a retard