Lol then a cobra bites his leg!
Man impaled with rebar
Indeed, this parasite blew up his kidneys, and the fervent worshippers of the god Shiva want to take him to the rat-worshiping temple to offer him to Karni Mata and then soak him in the putrid sewage waters of the Ganges River.
The rest of them are using it as an excuse to skive off work, they should be harsher to their employees...
Fortunately there's no risk of infection in such clean conditions.
And what about red beards?