it seems he has lost his flippy floppy's
Electrocuted Cable Thief Died In Shit, Literally
Incorrect footwear. Killer decision. Imbecile. Give you 50p for the flip flops they're still got life in them.
His voodoo and the leopards dick did not protect him. He should have paid extra for a good voodoo master.
Fortunately, the chunky water extinguished the flames so the family can have a dignified wake.