Man decapitated in road accident

If you die in a car crash, would you prefer your body to be intact, or would you like having it scattered all across the road to please the bystanders?

Did your national football team qualify for the World Cup?

Gotta practice for Fifa somehow

Now that's what I call road head

Talk about bad luck. No matter how hard he tries, this dude is just never gonna get ahead...

dejeeted