one job she had
A pressure cooker explosion leaves woman injured
Dude walks in all pissed off: "stop fucking around in here, where's my dinner??"
She's not stupid enough to pour boiling water on her yet! I thought she was boiling water on herself!
After that she still stinks, maybe her husband will clean her up with some acid so that he can marry his 12 year old cousin.
Why are you cooking on the floor? Like I am SURE there are not cockroaches or rodents running around