Intoxicated Woman Falls From 4th Floor (Critical Condition)

@citystar 4 if you count the ground as a level lmao

@citystar . It’s approximately 30’ or 9 meters. Taking into account the factors involved, falling from about 48’ gives a 50% chance of survival (LD50). And with everything this planet offers, a fall of 6’ can be fatal. So, having a little greenery about and fucking around after chugging a liter of vodka to become totally random at this apartment doesn’t spell certain death. I’d be dead, you’d be dead, a-weeg would be dead, but not Fat Svetlana.