Suiciders are cowards
Classic: A Man Shot His Head In Front Of His Wife
At the time he's thinking, haha!.. this will show her. Now she's getting stiff rides on the cock carousel while he's a a stiff nobody in the morgue, what a fucking pathetic dead looser.
Now she got exactly what she wanted, all his stuff he worked his whole life for. A plunger, a lighter and a half pack of cigarettes