Died with his pants down moto accident

Ended up where he belonged, in the gutter. At least he got a wash in the drain.

Formal identification by photos taken at the scene is gonna be fun and laughters.

-Is THIS your son?
-Yes. I recognize him. We've warned him several times do not masturbate naked on the motorcycle, while doing a headstand.. To no avail..

Grandma always said Girl wear a fresh pair of knickers.
Clearly not here

Great skill, now everyone can admire your ass.

10/10 one of the most creative ways to die. Well done lad!

Looks like yoga pose

That is called ass up in an accident

I think he just stopped there for a shit and a drink

Did we really have to see that?

That’s clever. He’s really hanging in there.

Nice ass, I wish they were spread out a bit more or they were opened up

Yea, what were u doing right before you crashed..

The witness marks on his back are probably from the handle of some homemade monster dildo. The damn thing must have popped all the way in due to force of impact. I don’t blame the onlookers for not getting too close to that fairy.