Lucky them, for them it's easier
Policeman commits suicide with service pistol
His pistol served him well. Unfortunately he did not serve his community well, he was raping all the females. He did the Honorable thing. Constable Stinky is no more.
I think his salary wasn't enough to live on, so he committed suicide, or that he was mentally ill.
I think his salary wasn't enough to live on, so he committed suicide, or that he was mentally ill.