his new nickname is "Wheels"
CLASSIC: Escalators are not Slides
That moron wanted to impress everyone on the escalator. Now he can impress everyone in the elevator because he'll only be able to get between floors in a wheelchair.
Is he 12? Who does that. Stand on the escalator and then get the fuk off, it's not that difficult, unless you're a retard of course. Even dummies own stupid friends were laughing at him