Worker`s Palms Flattened By Machine

I saw a dude named Wile E Coyote that one time.

He works flipping burgers now

Only idiots in shit hole countries work on active live working machines. In so many ways they deserve their own misery because they dont appear to have common sense. In aby civilised country the power is disabled, the machine is tagged disabled with a lock. But no these idiots who are just labourers and who have no idead about anything want to play Doctor machine genius while being clueless. Again they deserve what they get for their stupidity. A savage in the jungle knows not to go play with lions yet these idiots supposedly living in the modern world go play with live machinery. Idiots.

Unless you think you're incredibly stupid, don't even think about touching this kind of job...

SAD

It’s possible that another worker pressed the button while he had his hands in the machine, maybe he was trying to undo a jam and some idiot pressed the button, just thinking out loud he

Howz he going to pee, wash his butt or masturbate?

Shit, he will be the fastest guy to swim across to America now. Lol with those flippers nothing is going to stop him! He probably did it purposely to get out of work.

It's okay, he managed to find a job working in the local park picking up all the fallen leaves.

He is gonna suck cock as extra work.

No more jacking off, sad

His hands now identify as flapjacks.

At least he managed to get a new job out of it. Pancake handler.

EXACTLY, the waffle maker I ever wanted.

Ok his hands are flat but he can walk

"And IIIIIIIIIIIII-eeee-IIIIII... will always.. love.. YOOOUUUUUUU..."

He could work as a traffic police officer now, he's got the stopsigns

Damm ! No more jerking off for you

both hands are fucked. you'll be jerking off with prosthetic hands now. would feel like a different person

He sounded like a girl but I bet that shit hurt

no saving those hands

Paddy cake master

Is he now better in Ping Pong?

His parents will be heartbroken. All those years paying for expensive piano lessons...

He ready for a job flipping burgers now.

the employed again

Hes waving to ever one his ok

he gotta learn to play with his cock with left hand now

he can join the circus now as flipper boy

Watch out Mikel Phelps????

Hahaha! Hopefully he was a lefty

Hell make a great lifeguard with those new pair of flippers.

Looks kinda gay.

Crushed his wanking spanners.

"What big hands you have, Rahul!"
"All the better to hug you with, my dear."

I bet he can swim faster now

Pancakes.

I want to express my sympathy.
All is not lost. His hand can return to normal if he puts it back in the machine after rotating it 90 degrees.

Yes flipper

F those of us unlucky bastards that re-incarnate in China. I mourn for you