TERRIBLE: Man Lost Both Arms, Woman Killed After Explosion In Peru

Moron South Americans.

stuff his hands up his ass

He realizes that, even with the best will, he will never brilliantly perform Rachmaninov's piano concerto.

Pucker up dude.

He cried because he could no longer masturbate.

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands..
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it..
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Too soon?? Too soon??

Let's not jump to conclusions. He may not have wanted his arms. If that's the case, this could be a really great outcome.

This bloke is having a REALLY bad day!

That poor bastard won't even be able to kill himself in prison

so why do they call them armaments

....I mean, hey, the drug lords would have chopped them off anyway - plus his legs and head. So, he should consider himself lucky.

how i'm gonna play with my cock now??????????
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease suck me

Lighting farts bad, Mkay?

OMG

Braindead people.

Karma

Giggling ... these latins make strange sex games with eachother

he was saying "do you see this? How am I gonna jerk off now? FFS!" cries uncontrollably.
other guy was saying "it's alright. we'll find a way. don't think about it too much"

Next time make sure you aren't a victim of your own stupidity. He won't be handling anything anymore

Wow that place looks like it stinks

The days of monkey spanking is over

It’d be best if they shoot him on the head while no one is looking to stop his suffering it’s for the best.

If I was a cop, I'd tell him to keep his where I could see them, if he didn't comply, I'd have to shoot him.

more powerful than an Iranian missile

BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! 10 STARS!!!!!!!

They were cooking some fkn hot chilli

Don't feel too bad, he did it to himself.