Woman Gets Crushed By Carport in Tennessee

Another failed murder attempt from hubby - it's back to the drawing board for him

Doggo missed the spot.. Shame.

Pretty sure she was fine, didn't look like a lot of weight, bitch had enough lung capacity to scream like a banshee. Just being super dramatic as usual. Dumbass probably even requested an ambulance for a little bruising, racking up a couple thousand dollar bill.

they both give two shits, especially the dog lol

Turned her into a Screaming ???? Banshee, the dog ???? should have urinataed on her face to shut her up ????

Well that's one thing we know the carport didn't hit her in the mouth

If she just stayed at her stove nothing of this would happen

he rigged the car port to fall on her to kill her but failed so he had to call a smart friend
to tell him what to do next.

Hahahaha Shut the fuck up fat Amerikkkan. Go eat a bag of wieners and fuck off

That'll teach her to leave the kitchen and DIE

The guy is busy calling a lawyer

Always satisfying when equality is brought back into the equation. The misandry has to stop.

Shut the fuck up bitch. Stop screaming like a whore.

Dog got such anxiety that he took a shit right there. Fucking stupid screaming bitch. Shut the fuck up!

As long as her pelvis recovers

Hillbillies are shit at faking accidents.

Shut the fuck up, lady

Did they New England Patriots ?!

It was hard to hear but she screams that she is okay and that there is no danger.

Sounds like she's just fine. just put some tape on her mouth.