You just got killed by the goofiest vehicle on the road, congrats!
60-Year-Old Man Killed by Speeding Auto-Rickshaw In India
I read about this guy, he used to beat his wife every night at 9 o'clock on the dot
Well he wore a stupid bullseye that said "get me" Seeing a freak standing in the middle of the road with a red dot on his head would cause a driver to be distracted.
Duh! In that place you literally cross at your own risk. But definitely don;t just stand there dumb ass