Trump is one dumb old fuck and got fired by me. Trump fucking fired!
Literaaly Wrong Place Wrong Time
They can't see anyway, woulda never seen the boat even it was already there.
Suicide jumper. He saw the boat coming from a mile away, timed it perfectly, plus he can't swim, and there is a crocodile there waiting to clean up.
No No Perfect timing.
Nobody is at fault here
Captain conscious is clear ready to scalp another tomorrow.