Leg blown out

pow

That's gonna hurt the next day.

Shoot the old fuck, it's cheaper than calling out the vet from the next village.

Their names were Lenny Ilene Alot and Ilene Alot. Maybe they can wrap their legs with some chaff bags and smear it with cow shit for a cast. They can then go to the bull ring and see if they can run away from a bull.

everybody is kung fu fighting

Grandpa gotta learn when to leave the dance floor

Fémur?

Your supposed to fuck the nanny goats, stupid!

That's a tibia (and fibula), you idiot