Classic: Fat woman falls to her death

That sow didn't want to be slaughtered for Christmas; she didn't think it was fair.

It was either this or go for a run. Wonder if this counts as steps

She wibble wobbled out of that window like jelly on a plate. They should leave her there as a speed hump.

So that's what caused the earthquake in Japan!

I saw that bitch at KFC right before this happened. She ordered a bucket of chicken. They asked her, “what size?” She said, “the one on the roof.”

She worked out the stairs were taking her about 3 hours to walk down, and 5 hours back up, so she found a shortcut that could save about 2 hours, 59 minutes and 56 seconds. She'd probably planned to use that saved time to eat.

Unfortunately, she hadn't quite thought the entire plan through, she was getting peckish as she'd not eaten for 5 or 6 minutes, so she put her plan into action and threw herself out of the window. She may well have died happy and full of optimism, looking forward to a McDonalds. Alas, a combination of gravity, concrete and abject stupidity meant she never got to enjoy her meal.

In totally unrelated news, the local McDonalds closed down one week after their best customer failed to show up.

Surprised she didnt pop like a water balloon....

Good that they had the police tape, marking off the landing zone for safety.

Something about mass x velocity x distance = splat...

Nailed that landing!

knew she was dead when she didnt pull her shirt down

Pilates is a killer

What did that register on the Richter scale? A great video. Good camera work and the sound was very satisfying.

She plopped like a fat beagle almost to the sea.

Split her head open, nice view for the crowd

Mind-blowing.

She obviously used to walk slowly, but I swear she fell slowly too.

she fell quick. fatass.

Aaawwwee fuck! She dented the side walk!

Gurl quit playin get back up

If you take a hamburger at this moment,

That caused an earthquake somewhere.

They already had the yellow tape ready

Hahahaha! Holy shit, I am so surprised there wasn't a sinkhole after that shit

Looks like a ruzzians generals

NOW THAT WAS A FUCKING HUEG FAT BITCH

Hehe its the same sound like this morning when I was having breakfast and dropped the salami.

Finally she started the diet. Gonna be skinny soon.

Should penetrate that moist pussy while she's still warm