Woman found floating in canal

Buy the pink color of her knickers
I'd say she must be Russian hmm maybe Ukraine.
Who gives a shit anyway

She was looking for a rich man with a handbag shopping voucher. Her mother told her to jump in the river if she did not marry a rich man.

She is training for the Olympics.

“It takes a few days to float, so she probably came from the next state. It’s out of our authority, so let’s enjoy the show.”

dumb bitch should have done the back stroke

Take it out and have some fun with it

And cleanest she's ever been

A environmentally friendly way to travel

Speed floater, I think that's a sport.