God’s Security System: Thief Strangled by Church Window

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I saw a story like this awhile back where the YOOT got strangled by a window trying to break into a house. His stoopid family tried to sue the home owner, but failed to win their GHETTO LOTTERY.

A bizarre way to die

Now that's some serious fucking "Divine Intervention"...

In Brazil, everything can kill you, even the damn churches.

Stealing from place of worship. Must've been a non-believer.

noob

now that's what we call divine security

Fucking flip flop wearing fucking Brazilian

LOL, FUNNY

God works in mysterious ways.

Dumbarse.
Who breaks into a church doesn't god keep his doors open.

Was he forgiven for his sins?

Was he coming in or going out that is the question ⚰️

But God don't exist

The Good Lord is kind & proclaims " if thoust steals from me I shalt strangle you, you cunt"

Just like jeezus!

That was a bit of unfortunate karma

Flip flops, hope he suffered.

He wanted to imitate Jesus, now he's in hell

Another da Silva down! How many of those fuckers are left??

Are we looking at a dead bloated belly of a person that was recently alive

he should haunt that chruch and get them to burn it down

Hahahaha

Notice how Christards praise the "Lord" when good shit happens according to them.

When a child dies? It works in mysterious ways. It's okay.

He died for his sins. Thank you Lord for that!

Just paint a cross behind him, put an altar below and push some chairs in front. That church just got itself a brand new and free chapel!

holy shit

Now take him upstairs and Baptise his ass and throw him in the basement under a crucifix

Amén

was that some form of auto-erotica?

LOL stupid asshole