I mean dick is kinda useless anyways?
42-Year-Old Cocoa Farmer Slashes Off Manhood in Attempted Suicide at Aworowa
That dick looks more like a rusty fire hydrant knocked down by a runaway garbage truch
If that was the UK, he would be getting a medal for being stunning and brave, and all middle-aged Liberal women would be fighting each other to see who would get to pretend to be best friends with him, so they could be seen as morally superior to the rest of society.
Hey bud I don't think that is how to take your fore skin off, so now what are you going to piss out of?
Just look at those fucking people. They way they live. Absolute animals. I hope those cottons farmers are burning in Hell right now.
Bobo’s witch doctor told him if he cut off his curved penis, it would regrow straight.
I would imagine this would be a compelling reason for him to give it a second ~attempt~...