Septic Truck Tries to Beat Train — Train Wins, Truck Blows Up, Driver Lives

The truck was full of shit, couldn't happen to a worse truck

Imagine the smell.

The truck drive had an extra shitty day

It's just a load of shit buddy, don't get so excited.

Explosive diarrhea

We had a mid-sized truck, with a full complement of used portable toilets, which lost control early morning and scattered the cubes and their contents along Interstate 69 Michigan in the mid 2010s. Some unfortunate biker came by, wiped out, but survived. He phoned in the incident and the state police shut down the highway until it was cleaned up.

The news article was published on mlive, but they pulled the article a few days later.

OH SHIT! Literally!

Lots of vegetation will be sprouting up in that ditch. Maybe even some mushrooms. A squirrel will come by and end up pretty wasted from meth. Because somebody dropped a kilo of it down a porta potty while avoiding a bunch of cops on his ass over there at a gathering in Virginia. The shit truck was carrying all that.

Should of stepped on that shit
It would had cleared the tracks

Train said "Get your shit off my track"... Literally! Saddest past of this was that the stupid Amerikkkan lived

Dude's having a shitty day at work

No schytt, Sherlock, and I bet it stank to high Heaven. If that driver had gotten any of that nasty krapp into his wounds, he most certainly would have gone septic.

illegal?