Well she got a lifelong story to tell and a wooden leg.
19YO Woman Lost Leg Following Shark Attack In Brazil
Just prop her up on a bar stool.. she can still cook.
On that note, go make me a sandwich!!!
“Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. Just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.
“Didn’t see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you’re in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn’t know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin’, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was kinda like old squares in the battle, like you see on a calendar, like the Battle of Waterloo, and the idea was the shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’, hollerin’ and screamin’ and sometimes that shark he go away… sometimes he wouldn’t go away.
“Sometimes that shark he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The ocean turns red, in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’ they all come in and… they rip you to pieces.
“You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don’t know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday mornin’, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up and down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he’d been bitten in half below the waist.
“Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us, he swung in low and he saw us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and three hours later a big ol’ fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.
“Anyway, we delivered the bomb.”
Well she was swimming with fish attractant oozing out of her. She should have stuck a butt plug up her before going swimming in shark infested waters. Silly girl.
Stupid bitch should know better than going swimming when they on the rags should have stayed in the kitchen
"The two main types of sharks found near Recife, Brazil, are bull sharks and tiger sharks, which are responsible for most of the attacks in the area. These species are particularly dangerous due to their proximity to coastal waters where many beachgoers swim."
If you're stupid enough to get into the water where there are known bull and tiger sharks, go get your Darwin Award if you want one so bad.
It wouldn't surprise me if a middle-aged, white, Liberal woman saw this video and posted on TikTok something about men just looking for an opportunity to touch a woman without her consent.
P.T.: The fingers of all those men will be stinking like fish for the next two weeks, but at least they can blame it on the shark.
Problem with these modern bitches is that minus a leg she'll still think she's a 10 that deserves a 6 foot tall CEO because of all yall weak ass simps blowing up her socials "Morning beautiful" "you're gorgeous" "queen!"
That was here in my town called Recife, in Brazil. Two shark attacks in two days. Thats crazy.
Damn that sucks to lose a leg. Does she remember where she last saw it?? I really hope they find it, it's gonna ruin her summer otherwise...