Some live for pickleball
Some die for pickleball
Most of us don't give a shit about it.
Man Playing Pickleball Suddenly Collapses, Dies
His partner, desperately trying to remember where the will is kept, hoping she's still the only recipient...
Now his in a real pickle. He ate too many Banh Mi;s and had a large Pho: that twisted his bowl.
They should have shoved into his arse, a paddle;
So, he could go on with life, in a constant straddle..
He had some tasty triple Astrazeneca shots plus two hearty Pfizers and now is a sack of meat
PickleBall related deaths are uncovering that PickleBallClubs are
Serving Death on the court.
Either a heart attack or a brain Hemorage. I’m going with brain Hemorage as he didn’t grasp at his chest. Hmmm I wonder